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◊ 2014-12-08 19:35 |
![]() "So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and he says "Have you got any work for me?" And she says, "As a matter of fact, you can paint the porch." About two hours later the guy comes back. "I'm all finished ma'am. But just for your information, it's a BMW, not a Porsche." |
◊ 2014-12-08 19:49 |
A man goes for a job on a building site. Foreman says he can have the job if he answers three questions correctly. First question - "what's the difference between a pick and a shovel?" - man says "with a pick you go like this... (pretends to swing pickaxe) ... and with a shovel you go like that ..." (pretends to shovel). Foreman nods and asks 2nd question about what's the difference between a claw hammer and a steam hammer - man mimes the different actions again. Foreman nods again and asks the 3rd and final question "What's the difference between a girder and a joist?". Man scratches chin thoughtfully and replies "That's a bit more difficult, Sir - Goethe wrote Faust and Joyce wrote Ulysees". |
◊ 2014-12-08 19:50 |
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks at them and asks "What is this, some sort of joke?" |
◊ 2016-02-06 23:04 |
For polish TV Canal+ translate this joke into: "Kobieta powiedziała "Możesz wziąć farbę i pomalować ten ganek." Po dwóch godzinach chłopak wraca. "Skończyłem malować, ale tak dla Pani wiadomości, to nie było Megane tylko Laguna."" Polish title: "Mów mi Vincent" -- Last edit: 2016-02-06 23:05:58 |
◊ 2016-02-06 23:32 |
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